Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Corporate Lessons

Figures of Speech - Simon van der Wiel

Oxymoron - Job Satisfaction
Redundancy - Idiot Boss
Malapropism : The Knowledge Sharing Portal is a great Suppository of Information
Onomatopoeia (found as a result of honest Trend Analysis ) : Boom-Crash-Boom-Crash-Boom-Crash
Antithesis : Substance is almost always immaterial

Physics - The Straight Triangle

The more the Steering Committee members  row the Boat Eastwards, the more passionately the Captain twists the wheel towards West.
Note:- For infinite effort in infinite time, the distance and displacement are both zero. 
The only non-zero entity is speed as infinite milestones are crossed.

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